Morning Log


n. when a male gets a b-n-r when they wake up from a long sleep.

usually they might have a nocturnal admission during it.
friend named eric:”john your gay” john “no i not i have a morning log when i was thinking about u” eric ” john your a dumb-ss and stop raping me”

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