Morning Loose
the female equivalent to morning glory or morning wood.
when a woman wakes first thing in the morning and is gaping wide as if ready for insertion.
“i must have been dreaming about stupidpeanut last night – woke up looser than a bucket of worms”
girl 1: “woke up with morning loose today”
girl 2: “did your fella notice?”
girl 1: “yeah – thanks to the the smell”
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