Morning Mouthful
when someone is asleep with his or her mouth open, and you place your c-ck in his or her mouth and let them wake up to a mouthful of c-ck. surprise! it is also possible to -j-c-l-t- in the open mouth and allow them to wake up with a foul taste. ideally, both should be done to achieve full effect of the surprise. not only will they realize the foul taste in their mouth is s-m-n, but they also see that it is from your c-ck.
“julian fell asleep with his mouth open again in his dorm room. i set his alarm clock and waited for an hour, but it was worth it to give him a morning mouthful. man was he mad, especially since he’s straight.”
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