Morning Steel
having a ridiculous b-n-r in the morning, or also having auto-mechanics cl-ss 1st hour.
kirk: bro, i got morning steel!! i gotta go!
ryan: ok man, go control your b-n-r!
kirk: nah man, auto-mechanics, 1st hour!
when morning wood just isnt the way to put it, morning steel is now the appropriate term
usually masturbation is in need instead of trying to p-ss away the insane stiffness.
bob – ‘dude its so hard to take a p-ss in the morning with morning wood’
bill – ‘try being me and having morning steel, you cant do anything but jack off to combat it’
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