morning stiffy
a characteristic of the male human. the morning stiffy occurs at about 6 am. hard to ignore by the male, it should be hidden from the human female, lest she think that it is a lollipop….
“well, i woke up with a morning stiffy… so i wanted to do up the old lady, but she said, ‘get away from me !!'”….
“so i gave it to ‘er in the b-tt….”
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