morning sushi
when you wrap your d-ck in rice and seaweed in the morning and make your girlfriend eat it.
ex: “hey brad! ever since this morning i’ve felt like an oriental chef!”
“why? you eat j-panese?”
“nah, just gave my girl some of that delicious morning sushi.”
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