morning throw
having to m-st-rb-t- in a cup at 7:00am because that’s the time your wife made with the clinic to see if your guys are swimming good.
i’ll be late for work tomorrow because i have to do a morning throw. my wife thinks my boys are lazy. man i hope they have big booty p-rn!
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