morning torque
morning torque is when a man wakes up with a raging pee b-n-r and upon trying to find relieve in front of the toilet he attempts to aim his pee b-n-r down at the toilet,only to find its is so engorged with urine it picks his feet up completey of the floor
my pee b-n-r was raging this morning so bad that when i tried aiming at the toilet my feet flew out from under me due to my morning torque
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