Morning Twilight
that confusing time of day right after you wake up, usually after more than 14 hours of sleeping, where your dreams mix with reality. it’ a magical time where you can wake up with megan fox next to you, all of your furniture is made of candy, and you have six pack abs but, it is followed by disappointment when you realize that it is not real, and it all fades away.
during morning twilight:
you: dude…my pillow…is like, a giant marshmallow.
megan fox:you should eat it.
you: yeah… yeah, i will!
megan fox: -snicker-
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