Morning-wood wack off party
a pre-breakfast gathering of cl-ssy gentlemen who unsheath their morning wood or erections for a little m-st-rb-t–n party. holding hands is optional. no h-m-.
man, i woke up this morning really lonely and just thought. “i could really use a morning-wood wack off party”.
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