Morninghood
this is very similar to phenomenon of morningglory (sometimes also called morning wood or bemho- basic early morning hard on), however this term has been coined for the opposite s-x: females. it is basically the erect cl-toris after just waking up. for a male, this is a very hard thing to actually experience. you may have to even camp out the night before with a video camera pointed directly at the subject in order to witness this happening. but for a female…they usually know what this is describing.
i was hoping that she wouldn’t see my morningwood this morning but then i wasn’t worried as much when i actually witnessed her morninghood.
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