Mornography
mornography abrv. morno or morn. muscle p-rn. a magazine or publication featuring body-builders which is admired by other body-builders for s-xual gratification.
john ward had just popped to the shops to purchase this month’s edition of flex magazine to add to his w-nkbank of mornography and was hurrying home for a nice long slow w-nk.
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