mornstipated
the inability to get out of bed and go to work/school on a morning. essentially the bed is experiencing constipation and you are the t-rd that won’t come out. though you say you and not the bed is mornstipated
teacher: why are you so late for school johnny?
john: sorry miss, was m-ssively mornstipated!
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