Moroccan Cot Death
a s-xual act whereby, unbeknown to your s-xual partner, you light a small fire underneath the cot of your’s and your partners sleeping baby. you then proceed you have rigorous s-x with your girlfriend from behind, still attempting to see how long you can hold on for whilst she tries to scramble away from your clutches to save the baby. requires a large degree of resilience.
“my bird is not talking to me at the moment. i tried a quick moroccan cot death on her last night and she didnt see the fun side”
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