moroccan martini
the act of milking the sweat from one’s scr-t-m, storing it in a vase, then placing aforementioned contents into an unsuspecting dame’s beverage. (preferably at a bar/night club/pour down a stripper’s throat)
female: “my drink tastes kinda funny”
frat douche: “babe, you shouldn’t have been such a b-tch to our waiter. i bet he brought you a moroccan martini.”
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