moroni
a mormon; a member of the church of jesus christ of latter-day saints.
the term ‘moroni’ is a reference to the angel moroni, who mormons believe aided joseph smith in the founding of the church.
the image of the angel moroni blowing a trumpet is a common symbol and registered trademark of the church.
mitt romney and orrin hatch are moroni’s.
utah is full of moroni’s.
slang for mormon; a member of the church of jesus christ of latter-day saints.
the term ‘moroni’ is a reference to the angel moroni, who mormons believe aided joseph smith in the founding of the church.
the image of the angel moroni blowing a trumpet is a common symbol and registered trademark of the church
mitt romney and orrin hatch are moroni’s.
utah is full of moroni’s.
the word “moronic” without the final letter “c”.
“moroni” originated from an obvious inside joke when mormonism founder joseph smith mused that no one would ever ‘c’ (see) how moronic his teachings were. ‘mormons’ (in smith’s mind: ‘mor-ons’ with an added ‘m’ on the syllable, or ‘moron-men’ re-spelled using only one vowel) would encapsulate all who ‘refuse to c (see), and unquestioningly follow smith’s/moroni(c) teachings.’
although other definitions included here follow official mormon party line, the word “moroni” came via satanic revelation whilst joseph smith (js) was formulating his false religion. the mere fact js would name his patron messenger and subsequent religion “moroni” and “mormonism”, respectively, is a testament to the contempt with which he held all men.
un-mormon:”look at macaroni blow his horn!”
mormon: (offended) “his name is moroni, not macaroni; and it’s a trumpet, not a horn.”
un-mormon: “did you ever notice that if you were to “c” moroni, he totally becomes ‘moronic’? stop and “c” (see), friend!”
pr-nounced: more-oh-knee
1. a type of dinosaur.
2. an italian last name
3. a funny person
4. another term for mormon
5. a one night stand
1. that moronisaurus skeleton is amazing!
2. mr. moroni is part of the mafia.
3. hahaha, he’s such a moroni.
4. there’s a moroni at the door.
5. dude, i totally pulled a moroni last night!!
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