Morpheus Logic
from a scene in matrix reloaded:
trinity: maybe we did something wrong.
neo: or didn’t do something.
morpheus: no, what happened, happened and couldn’t have happened any other way.
neo: how do you know?
morpheus: we are still alive.
morpheus always sees the fact “you’re alive” is good enough no matter how bad the situation.
guy 1: man, my wife got pregnant from someone else, i got divorced, they foreclosed my house and i’m having to file bankruptcy.
guy 2: i don’t know how you made it though?
guy 1: i practice morpheus logic, i’m alive…
note: not to be confused with castaway logic, when you are actually desperate to live.
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