morphittodaman
a person who has too much time on his or her hands.
lazy
someone who is super sweet, somewhat over-weight, kind, smart, plays guitar hero a lot, and is a geek.
a person who knows a lot of people, has a lot of lady friends and gets hugs every day, but hasn’t had a girlfriend in ages.
a guy who is super shy around the girl he likes.
that stupid morphittodaman….he’s always playing video games and making up stupid games and words…he needs a life.
mom: will you take this garbage out?
son: not yet, hold on…
-five hours later-
mom: quit being a morphittodaman.
girl: look at that morphittodaman, he’s amazing, too bad he looks kinda ugly and is a major dork.
group of people: hey morphittodaman! what’s up? me and the others are throwin’ a party, you wanna come? girls will be there mate, c’mon.
guy: come on dude, just ask her.
other guy: i can’t man…i just can’t look at her and talk to her at the same time…
guy: dude…you’re being a morphittodaman. grow some b-lls and ask her.
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