Morris
cool,handsome,s-xy,loving,loyal,smart,great s-xual,performer
morriscool,morris,handsome,morriss-xy,loving,smart,great,morriss-xualperformer
n. scrub
adj. scrubbish
v. to bust less than a minute after a female has started to suck on, or stroke one’s p-n-s.
n. dude, that kid can’t even catch the ball.. what a morris.
adj. what a morris thing to do, she was completely drunk and he was sober.
v. dude, he morrised. she didn’t even have a chance to work her magic.
hottest man since humans existed, best person to ever meet, a true genuine athlete, a ladies man, not a player, so devoted to finding himself and being successful, he never lets anything get in his way, best fighter ever, really sweet, very intellectual, amazing lover, has a very big p-n-s, such a beast, loves werewolfs, team player, very outgoing. just perfect
i wish i was a morris
the last of a girl who is fine as h-ll and who is loved and well cherished
d-mn that girl must be a morris
a derivation of the terms “muzza” or “mozzer” which describes unfortunate events relating specifically to mopeds, scooters or other means of transport with engines of less than 100cc capacity.
can be used in any of the following situations: receiving parking fines, receiving speeding fines, fines for driving in bus lanes, having the scooter knocked over by cars, crashing whilst driving carelessly, having batteries stolen and having entire scooters/mopeds stolen.
“what a morri”, “i’m sick of all these morri’s with my scooter”, “if it wasn’t for that morri i would have been quite happy today”.
to tell a story about a person present that, at first, seems to be derogatory, but turns out to be complementary. (ant. left handed compliment)
i thought i was gonna kick his -ss, but he morrised me and i totally scored with that chick.
a man, usually african american, who tends to mumble a lot. obsessed with s-x, specifically getting ‘his d-ck sucked’. will mumble for hours about this. will eat anything. more specifically, will eat everything that doesn’t belong to him.
ah man, i can’t understand a word that guy said!
he must be a morris.
hey! what happened to my lunch?! is there a morris around here??
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