Morse code toilet paper
the type of toilet paper often found in public toilets (restrooms) where the sheets are often of varying lengths, e.g. a short length represents a dit, a long length represents a dah. i don’t know morse code but if i did, i might be able to decipher the code to see what subliminal messaging the manufacturer is trying to send to me.
g-d, not another one of those morse code toilet paper rolls, i wish they would order more expensive toilet rolls.
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