Mort Age
a mysterious illness inflicting the elderly and mentally challenged
i went to visit my grandmother in the home today and she is suffering from a bad case of mort age.
word coined by political teabaggers to mean (in ungrammatical fashion) “death” (like “carnage”), destruction, or ruin.
origin: “please don’t mortage my childs (sic) future.”
example: “man, that french slasher flick had a lot of mortage in it!”
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