Mortal Kombatted
to have your heart ripped out, kano from mortal kombat styles by someone you have a crush on/love
jason and erica had been seeing each other for a few months. erica was quite smitten but jason decided he didn’t want to continue the relationship. jason mortal kombatted erica … ripped out her heart and stood there with her heart in his hand
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