Mortenism
when a norwegian male by the name of morten displays his acclimation to american culture by using words such as “wat?”, rapping in a norwegian accent, uses phrases such as “that’s what your mom said”, and flirts with american girls, even though he finds norwegian women superior.
ms. perfect: i think that’s hot.
morten: that’s what your mom said (heavy on the norwegian accent, throwing a paper airplane at me)
ms. perfect: stop with your mortenisms.
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