MORTGASM
prounounced with a silent t. the erotic feeling that lingers through your loins when your loan officer, escrow officer, and realtor have come together to create the ultimate climax in the mortgage transaction.
“when the escrow officer called with recording confirmation, i had a complete mortgasm”
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