Mortimer
(verb) to get mortimered is when a woman you’re flirting with casually refers to her boyfriend in conversation so as to dissuade you from making further advances without seeming rude. the term derives from the fact that her boyfriend is probably stupid, and his stupid name is probably mortimer.
guy 1: “dude did you go home with that girl from the bar last night?”
guy 2: “nah, i thought i was golden but then she mortimered me hardcore.”
guy 1: “bad times.”
to kill something in a brutal, thoughtless or horrific manner. derived from “mortify” and “murder”.
did you see the way that dog mortimered those chickens?
man who helps others. one who is selfless. this man is a great leader always willing to help others. he is loyal and careing. also a man who loves saki.
man that guy helped me get rank 5 he is very mortimer.
described as a man or woman who enjoys having felatio done on him by a woman or man dressed as a dead person
when i had pneuminia i gave that mortimer an awesome bl-wj-b
noun.-a male having unusually large t-st-cl-s. usually with a small or just average p-n-s size that is not in proportion with that of the size of his t-st-cl-s.
ant.- un-mortimer
also shortened to be “mort”
brandon got pantsed, his ball’s are unbelievable, what a mortimer.
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