moscanosis
a disease which includes: chronic sadness, permanent crying, excessive tear glands, man t-tties, the ability to never close, m-ffin top, turbulent moods, a series of unfortunate events each day, stupendous back hair glands, and sad boy syndrome.
today my friend came home from school, and had a severe case of moscanosis.
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