Moscow Suicide
a murder that is crudely faked to look like a suicide.
mobster 1: “dimitri killed himself.”
mobster 2: “b-mmer”
mobster 1: “yeah he shot himself in the back of the head. twice.”
mobster 2: “f-cking moscow suicide.”
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