Moseley Leisure Pirate
a nauseating, skinny-jean, faux leather jacket, beanie wearing ‘trendy’ from the moseley area of birmingham, uk. similar in appearance and behaviour to their london counterparts: the camden leisure pirates.
famed for facebook profile pouting, irreverent devil-may-care staring into the middle distance and constant ‘status updates’.
contempt for his fellow man often written across face.
do not attempt to slalom through a group of them in a busy fighting c-cks, because the arrogant w-nk stains won’t move due to being engrossed in using the word “random” in conversation; so you’ll end spilling your pint down yourself.
generally hated by the moseley ‘norms’.
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