Moss Ridge Breakfast


this delicious concoction consists of eating a pop tart of preferred flavor, drinking a monster energy (the original, not the zero cr-p) all while chewing the almighty copenhagen straight cut original. mostly attempted during the opening shift.
we all attempted to have a moss ridge breakfast, but no one made it past the fruity blast pop tart.

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