Mossy Log


while laying down naked, have your b-tch throw up in your -sshole, then, sh-t it right back into her mouth.
“i gave that b-tch 2 bottles of pepto bismol, then she threw up all over. what a great mossy log.”
when a black male sticks his p-n-s into someones -n-s and gets green p–p on it… making it look like a moss covered log
mr jones performed -n-l s-x on his wife last night, he got a mossy log
mcnade’s, of the ig sqaud, equipment. also see: chicken nugget.
yo man, you see mcnade missing those headshots? he almost got killed till he pulled out his mossy log.

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