Mostest with the Hostess
a cruel and unusual twist on the commonly-known phrase “hostess with the mostest”, which is normally used to describe either a) the denny’s hostess with the biggest rack…or b) the hostess that you’d mostest like to -n-lly violate. to the dismay of male chatters around the world, this phrase is used to symbolize many an aol woman, who not only have an unhealthy desire to acc-mulate more twinkies and suzy-q’s than any other household on the block, but use their impressive cache of baked goods to provide sustenance for the hours upon hours they spend in chatrooms.
jweed439: “yo rylie…have you seen the size of the -ss on jenny lately?” rylie: “dude. how can you miss it. she’s gotta be the mostest with the hostess.”
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