mostly dead
the state between dead and almost dead. symptoms include not being able to move, or speak (other than to groan “true love”) and not breathing very much. can be cured by chocolate coated magic pills of unknown origin, administered by those handy dandy wizards and their wives who usually frequent the forests around fairy tale castles.
well it just so happens that your friend here, is only mostly dead…
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