Motard

a alteration of the usmc term moto. this word is used to describe some overbearing marine who extremely loud and obnoxious all the time. he is so motivated even in the sh-ttiest situations that everyone wants to kick him in the teeth.

motards yell all the time, wear clothes with usmc logos all over them, have a ridiculous amount of usmc tattoos, and use the word oorah! excessively. they also like to call cadence while they walk around when not marching a platoon. a motard is usually some private or private first cl-ss who hasn’t even been deployed.
marine 1: “it is 0500 on a monday morning, it is raining, it is f-cking freezing, and we have been standing in formation for 45min. can it get any worse?”

marine 2: “oh my god, that motard over there won’t shut the f-ck up!”

motard: “oorah marines! i f-cking love pt at 0500 in the morning! by the way i got another moto tattoo last night! oorah!”
from: e”mo”tionally r-t-rded.
a person who is generally gauche or lacking social polish, or in more extreme cases, any social skill at all.
dude this new motarded kid is at our school; he’s walking around crying and hitting everyone and then accusing them of beating him up.
a person who is emotionally r-t-rded. someone who is uncapable of expressing their feelings or emotions; someone who has no feelings or emotions.
stacy will never be happy if she keeps dating motards.
a cross between moron and r-t-rd
omg that guy is such a motard!
someone who is actually more r-t-rded than a r-t-rd. an extremely stupid person.
don’t lick the paint off the f-150 you f-cking motard!
1) a term used in the u.s. marine corps to describe a person that is excessively “motivated” about being in the usmc (military.) he does not think for himself and thinks that whatever the usmc says is always right. follows all the rules and consistantly talks about how much he loves the usmc. sometimes they can be spotted wearing a usmc shirt around. (note: not all people who wear marine corps shirts are motards, but most motards wear them quite a bit.)
1) lcpl benotz: “dave is such a motard. he goes to sleep at 2000 (8pm) just to ensure he has more than 8 hours of sleep before pt.”

cpl schmuckatelli: “yeah i know, he is so motivated he actually thinks it’s wrong to drink underage just because the marine corps said so. what a f-cking motard!”
someone, usually a guy, that is beyond a moron, beyond a r-t-rd… he’s a motard.
my childrens father is such a motard, he actually thought i would lower the amount of child support he’s supposed to pay!

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