Mother bird

a female of superior wit and intelligence, she is the leader of other females in her vicinity. she recognizes that she is a bird, as are all females, but uses her lofty intelligence to manipulate and control all females below her.
drew: i was talking to this girl, and she knows about how women are birds! it was amazing i finally found a female who isn’t a bird.
john: beware drew, for she is the motherbird. she knows what she is and is more dangerous than the bird with the fanciest plume.
the act of spitting the j-zz from a prior bl-wj-b back into the guys mouth.

after giving oral s-x and the male has -j-c-l-t-d into ones mouth, the person has to pretend to sallow but quickly leans in for a kiss and spits the s-m-n into the male’s mouth, therefore coining the name mother bird.
“dude, i heard you broke up with larissa”
“yeah, bro”
“why?”
“she gave me the f-cking mother bird!”

“dad, why does your breath smell?”
“your uncle just gave me the mother bird”
“what the f-ck?!”
v. to -j-c-l-t- into a partner’s mouth. and subsequentally to have them feed it back to them.
you better mother bird for me ho, before i slap you.
to vomit, especially as a result of having s-xual intercourse with inanimate objects while eating or smoking marijuana.
“dude, wtf! you just motherbirded on the sofa!”