mother cocker
a term to use in place of the phrase “mother f-cker,” when:
1) saying “mother f-cker” gets old
2) when the situation requires a pg rated euphemism for mother f-cker
3) when you accidentally hit your head on a blunt object (cabinet, etc)
4) for fun
hits head on open kitchen cabinet… “mother c-cker!!!!”
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- fiznag
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- paperlanche
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