mother flaker
someone who repeatedly flakes on planned hang outs
1: hey man so are we hanging out this weekend?
2: yeah
-weekend-
1: yeah so we hanging out today?
2: oh no, i made plans.
1: man this is the last time i ever ask you to do anything, you’re such a mother flaker.
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