mother in law
your wife’s mother. a terrifying insight into what awaits you in 25 years time.
the wife’s mother came around yesterday. i knew it was her as soon as she knocked on the door: all the mice threw themselvess onto the traps.
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woman hitler
all the letters ar in each word
1.most foul, devious, manipulative, evil, premeditated, fake, smile in your face while stabbing you in the back, worst plague g-d has ever sent upon us…especially me.
2. the beast who bore my husband.
3. root of all evil. angel of death
i would rather suck on exhaust fumes than live with my mother in law.
an evil deceptive creature ,who likes to -n-lyze your every move,
condemn you, and leave you to die.
often bearing a strong resemblence to skellator from he-man ,or a vulture.
also see ” angel of death”
or “ent-ty from h-ll”
i would rather have a chainsaw enema ,than have dinner with my mother in law.
a son’s mother – who after he takes a wife, becomes jealous of the wife and considers her compet-tion for the son’s affection (which is gross and somewhat incestuous). if not put in her place (told to f-ck off) by the daughter-in-law immediately after marrying her son, the mother-in-law will grow fiercely compet-tive and attempt to wreck the son’s marriage by whatever means necessary.
my mother-in-law is jealous of the fact that i married her baby boy and helped him to become a man. what a sick b-tch.
mother of spouse. self rightous, beastly, female ent-ty. master of deception. often dyes her hair in order to reflect a younger age. one who professes to be all knowing. she who is evil. the heartless one.
after his mother in law’s week-long visit, rob had to call an excorcist and bathe himself in holy water to rid his home of the evil presence that she left behind.
a horrible beast. strangly enough the letters in ‘mother in law’ can e re-arranged to spel ‘woman hitler’. its true try it urself
mother-in-law—-> woman hitler
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