Motherfriend
when a guy has a girlfriend who is much older. like a sugarmommy
nick’s motherfriend brought him lunch today.
a demeaning term used for those individuals that “be friend mothers” or a replacement term used in front of uptight s-x hungry nuns at catholic schools instead of mother f-cker.
#1
a: do you have any money for diet c-ke?
b: no..
a: you mother friend!
a: f-ck sh-t horsp-ss son of two horned b-tch mother f-cker
b: what did you say, child of g-d?
a: f-ck sh-t horsp-ss son of two horned b-tch mother friend
a mother who is also your friend. used to show affection to ones’ own mother; often used when addressing ones’ own mother.
motherfriend!
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