Motherfucker’s Day
the day after mother’s day, dedicated to all motherf-ckers everywhere.
i gave my next door neighbor flowers for motherf-cker’s day. i told him “you may not be a woman but you sure are a mother”.
1. third sunday in june, co-celebrated with but not to be confused with father’s day, reserved for sperm donors, sometimes also called baby daddys, who fail to recognize or acknowledge their offspring;
2. third sunday in june, co-celebrated with but not to be confused with father’s day, reserved for deadbeat dads, sometimes also called baby daddys;
3. third sunday in june, co-celebrated with but not to be confused with father’s day, reserved for men with children after an acrimonious divorce.
“mommy, you know how you call the sperm donor a motherf-cker? can we get him a gift?” “gift for what son, motherf-cker’s day?”
“mommy should we get daddy a gift?” “don’t call him daddy. you ain’t seen him in 3 years. you 8 years old and that motherf-cker is 7 years behind in his child support? for what, motherf-cker’s day?”
“mommy sunday is father’s day. dad wants me and mary to eat dinner at his house.” “f-ck father’s day! sh-t it’s motherf-cker’s day to me!
short for “father’s day”
john: hey doug, happy motherf-ckers day, motherf-cker !
doug: that’s today? sh-t, i forgot to buy my dad a present.
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