Motherinlawsrophobia
the fear of your crazy mother-in-law who think you are a horrible influence on her son/daughter (your wife/husband). you are especially motherinlawstrophobic when you are left alone with her.
chris: hey, mrs. calhoun. how are you doing tod-
janet (mother-in-law): don’t talk to me! your lucky you’re allowed to look at my daughter without me slapping you! you know that she almost married my best friend’s brother’s aunt’s son-in-law? yeah, he went to harvard. and where did you go? community college? whoop-dee-doo. hooray for failure! you know she could divorce you whenever she wanted to! if you ever say anything rude to her, i told her she has permission to walk out on this marriage. yeah, she can find a better man. like the one that went to harvard. yeah, mr. harvard is better than you.
chris: i have motherinlawstrophobia!! get away from me you insane, psycho freak!
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marie: hey mrs. henderson!
katie (mother-in-law): suck it.
marie: -in whisper- motherinlawsrophobia sucks.
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