Motherisms
the use of words that only a mother would use when talking or refering to her offspring.
“aw my baby boy sammy’s been such a treasure today”
“come in for tea now princess.”
“dude i can’t take any more motherisms, the rents are getting on my nerves big time!”
those strange things your mother says or does that makes you feel incredibly awkward in a situation. sometimes just putting on an accent that they do not normally have. this can also include dancing or singing in public
-elevator music comes on-
mom: hunny, lets dance!!!
kid: mom, please control your motherisms.
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