Motorboarding
an aggressive interrogation technique most likely not used in guantanamo (citation needed) whereby the prisoner is suffocated by the application of a pair of large br–sts until the point of semi-consciousness. the br–sts are then briefly removed and the prisoner can breath for a few seconds. the br–sts are then re-applied. the process is repeated ad infinitum until the prisoner gives up the secrets.
the technique requires a high degree of skill on the part of the interrogators. if the br–sts are applied for too short a period, the prisoner is in fact motorboating, and it seems unlikely that s/he will give up important secrets under such conditions. in fact prisoners have been known to hold out the promise of fict-tious secrets, simply in order to prolong the motorboating experience (citation needed, but h-ll, i would, wouldn’t you?)
on the other hand, if the br–sts are applied for too long, the prisoner will die, and take his or her secrets with them to the grave. not the worst way to go, but definitely suboptimal.
after a 30 minute motorboarding session with big bertha, the suspect was ready to give up his own right t-st-cl- if only she would stop.
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