motorcycle futon fuck
a couple sits on a futon in a slouched position, wearing motorcycle helmets. the male on bottom in a seated position, the female on top but on her knees as if riding a crotch rocket. the female must also twist the males nipple while performing intercourse while he makes motorcycle noises. as they near climax, they both must begin headb-tt each other until the weaker party is unconscious. the consious party then deficates in the others helmet and seals the facemask shut with duct tape.
josh: hey guys, why does my motorcyle helmet stink so bad?
john and abby: i don’t know…we didn’t use it for our motorcycle futon f-ck.
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