motoreturnus profundus
an inexplicable, curiously concerning behaviour frequently demonstrated by individuals with near-pathologic emotional, physical (and possibly spiritual) attachment to a specific vehicle, often a motorcycle–that, once relinquished either by sale or trade, creates such tremendous internal loss-aversion that any and all measures are taken to restore possession, often at financial detriment.
ok, that’s the fifth f-ckin’ time that he’s either traded or sold that d-mn harley only to chase down the new owner in remorse. each time he’s lost money, time and self-respect…but it sure is entertaining watching the motoreturnus profundus!
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