Mouf Piece
a “mouf piece” is not a grill, or lawyer. it is the way you can spit yo game to the females. if one does not posses this ability, then he who shall not aquire a mouf piece, shall not get laid.
nerd: hey, want to go to the dance next week?
s-xy female: -ugh- no, geek!
mouf piece person: say lil’ momma, wanna ditch the party and head to my crib, and kick it?
s-xy female: h-lllll yeah! -pulls out a magnum condom-
geek stares, and cries.
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