moulin rouge

one of the best love movies that only people with no heart say is a piece of sh-t, but only because they know they’ll never experience anything close to love because they are heartless -ssholes in which n-body likes.
john: moulin rouge is a piece of sh-t!
mary: you only think that because you’re a heartless -sshole that no one likes!
an amazing movie and a beautiful love story…the acting and singing are awesome, and the ch-r-ography is unbelievable.
moulin rouge is a great (but sad) movie. ewan mcgregor and nicole kidman’s acting/singing is perfection!
the best f-cking movie in the world. ewan mcgregor can kick your sorry -ss.
freedom. beauty. truth. love.
n. the best movie ever
v. to be the best movie ever
you know what? that movie was almost a moulin rouge.
1. red windmill in french
2. a movie starring nichole kidman and ewan mcgregor
it was called moulin rouge because it had a red windmill
duh.
the movie moulin rouge is a musical love story/tragedy that takes place in 1899 paris, france, starring ewan mcgregor and nicole kidman. it’s filled with some of the best songs from our era, putting them together to make the most spectacular, amazing frenzy of awesomeness that someone thought could be summed up and called a movie.
girlfriend: “do you want to watch a movie?”
boyfriend: “sure, which one?”
girlfriend: “how ’bout moulin rouge?”
boyfriend: “what’s that?”
-silence-
girlfriend: -says description-
boyfriend: -is taken in by the awesome frenzy of musical spectacularness and has the sudden urge to watch the movie again and again for 2 days straight whilst crying because it’s so tragic-
a really awesome movie about beauty, freedom, truth, and love! if you’ve seen the movie you’d get what i mean. it’s a movie about a prost-tute, a poor guy, a dumb-evil-duke, a funny red-head guy, a bunch of can-can chicks, and an uncontious argentinian. if you haven’t seen this movie then go buy it now but not at target because they don’t sell it anymore except for in this double feature with a weird movie which i doubt most americans have ever seen. but target actually is a great place to shop.
girl: have you ever seen moulin rouge?
guy: no. what’s that?
girl: a movie starring nicole kidman and ewen mcgregor. now go buy it.
guy: ok! i’ll go to target.
girl: sorry, unless you wanna but triston and isolde too, then don’t go there.