Mount high school
a place where 93% of all women are pregnant. the football team only wins because the players are used to running away from their child support of the cheerleaders.
1. i had my baby in the mount high school bathroom during homecoming.
2. these mount girls are so rude, atleast i have my daughter.
3. my baby’s dad just got a touchdown!
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