Mountain-ass
noun, the medical condition experienced by female ski resort season-workers wherein rapid and protracted intake of high-calorie, often fried foods (usually justified on the grounds of perceived increase in physical activity) causes expansion of a formerly attractive posterior beyond normal dimensions.
dude1: man, this season was too f–kin’ ace, but i’m looking forward to rotating back to the world and seeing some girls without mountain–ss.
dude2: quite.
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