mountain biking
the best d-mn sport in the world. done in the woods or in the desert. many veriations including cross country, technical, and downhill.
i flippen love mountain biking!!!
making love to the earth through the use of a bike
mountain biking is what i do all day.
mountain biking is a form of sadomasochism akin to self-flagellation made publicly acceptable by claiming it is healthy
mountain biking has knackered my knees but i feel so much better for it
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