Mountain Biscuits
any hunt-animal’s t-st-cl-s. such as: deer, elk, moose, etcetera.
kid: pap, i got that buck!
grandpa: good job, son.
kid: thank ya, pap, let’s go get him.
grandpa: okay, you stay here i’ll be right back.
kid: mmmk
5 minutes later
kid: where is he?
grandpa: down that hill, let’s go drag him out.
kid: grandpa, he got antlers but no….. stuff.
grandpa: i chopped the mountain biscuits off fer ya, didnt want to do that didya?
kid: ewww, no way. thank you, grandpa.
grandpa: your welcome, son.
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